thegaymerist:

“how’s your summer?”

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(via dandy-space-cowboy)

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

unclefather:
“ classicmeevs:
“ good boy
”
eat your cereals
”

iguanamouth:

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

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(via isaac)

fbi agent:want to work for the fbi
me:ok but can i work in the xfiles department
fbi agent:there is no xfiles department
me:i gotcha
me:[winks]
fbi agent:

clayjokes:

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

(via ugly)

gaysun:

gaysun:

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

(via teenscoolest)

Anonymous: what's your morning routine

setheverman:

suffering

standard-dingo:
“sup bro
”
blacklion:
“”